On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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