hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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