If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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