I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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