Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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