with your own penis?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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