The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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