Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
