If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
