Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You ruined the universe
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
