Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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