haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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