We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
this hospital has no fireball
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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