Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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