Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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