i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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