im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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