For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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