Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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