it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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