Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize