1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
What drink are we having for lunch?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
