we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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