Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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