can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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