Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
