he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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