I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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