careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You can't special order awesome
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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