Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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