PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize
