ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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