Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Mom said you looked used
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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