I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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