How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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