i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i think i have two assholes
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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