Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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