i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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