your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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