I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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