Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I have aggressive nipples.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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