Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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