My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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