Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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