you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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