So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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