is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
