is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Is this like a preordered booty call?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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