tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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