She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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