why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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