ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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