when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
In America we eat man semen.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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