Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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